Each restaurant we review will be judged based on the same criteria, and each review post we make will be made in a similar format. Review posts will judge restaurants based on three categories with a range of 1 to 10. A score of 10 would be an experience similar to swimming in a pool of rainbows while I’m fed grapes by psychic elephants being trained by Victoria’s Secret fashion models. On the other hand, a score of 1 would be drowning in a pool of thumbtacks and cat fur while my friends throw poop on me as I cry. But I’m rambling. Sorry.
The three categories that our ratings will be based on are:
- The Restaurant
- The Food
- The Staff
After each of these categories are given their score, a total is summed up to tell you how great the overall experience was for me, and what you can expect when you decide to eat there.
Aside from the scores, we will provide a colorful commentary about the experience of eating there, full of jokes, life lessons, and as much food porn that we can fit. (NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM)
We hope you enjoy reading our reviews!
Please take note that the views expressed in this blog are the sole opinion of the blogger.